the better-looking Burns brother
Tom is the self-proclaimed much better looking and far more intelligent of the Burns brothers.
He marches through life's adventures with as little planning as humanly possible and tackles each day with a “we'll figure it out along the way” mentality.
Born and raised in Michigan means rooting for Detroit sports is non-negotiable. Tom will still root for the hometown Canes against every opponent but one.
When not being let down by Detroit sports, Tom loves playing mediocre golf and hanging with the boys on the course.
Having a full-time boat captain in his brother Jeremy means Tom and his lovely wife Ashley spend a lot of weekends at the Burns family compound on Lake Gaston.
97% of the things that make the household calendar involve a concert, a beach, or a sporting event.