Roster spot #2. Rather than a bio, D went
on the record with the full Inside the Actors Studio treatment — the Bernard Pivot
questionnaire, answered under oath in the garage.
the answer is YES!
The Bernard Pivot questionnaire
answered under oath
TEN QUESTIONS FOR D
no lifelines · no passes
Favorite word
YES!
Least favorite word
Abscess
What turns you on
Enthusiasm
What turns you off
Indifference
Favorite curse word
MFer
Favorite sound or noise
The ocean
Least favorite sound or noise
“The sound that a woman makes about five seconds before her heart begins to break” — from “Codeine” by Jason Isbell
Profession you would like to attempt
NFL quarterback
Profession you would not like to attempt
Porta-potty serviceman
What would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates
